Get cheeky clean and orbital fresh with Uranus Soap—the unscented novelty bar that boldly goes where most soaps dare not. Whether you're scrubbing in zero gravity or just trying to survive your roommate's cooking, this 2 oz. bar brings bathroom humor into orbit.
Crafted with care right here on Earth, Uranus Soap is unscented, cruelty-free, and sized for any mission—whether intergalactic or just an overnight trip. It’s the perfect gift for space geeks, pun lovers, and anyone who thinks cleanliness should come with a side of comedy.
🪐 Cosmic Clean Features:
Scent: Unscented (because Uranus needs no embellishment) Size: 2 oz. / 56 g | Approx. 2.25" x 1.75" x 1" Travel Ready: Compact and carry-on friendly Ethically Made: Cruelty-free and made in the USA Bathroom Appropriate: Because doesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom?
🚀 Why You’ll Love It:
Hilariously unexpected gift for space fans, science teachers, or that one friend who never grew up
Makes a stellar stocking stuffer, gag gift, or office white elephant exchange pick
Fun, functional, and guaranteed to cause planetary giggles
